Saturday, December 27, 2008

A Tale of Two Hemispheres

Taipei lives in a fishbowl; a valley surr- ounded by marauding mountain-scapes. This poses a difficult orientation dillema: to venture north on Yangmingshan's classic path or explore the dying adventurelands of Taipei's fading south? Each direction proffers unique snipits of Taipei lifestyle and stunning scenery, making, of course, either decision a good one. This entry into Taiwanablog will reveal some hidden and delightful scense from the Rose Compass Class Struggle- a presentation of both up and down.


With Yangminshan towering the northern edge of Taipei, it's easy to ignore the city's southern hemisphere- so let's begin with the low life. On a bright and warm winter morning, I took off for the last MRT stop on the green line in Xindian and paraded around until I found the trail head for Lion's Head mountain. It wasn't long before I was among the green and birds and the KTV. One of the quintessential idiosynchrasies of this country is that, regardless of which trail you embark on, you have a 98% chance (I've done the math) of finding either a KTV restaurant or a makeshift excercise platform complete with balance beams and hula hoops.


Lion's Head gives great views of the lower half of Taipei, from the Xindian Creek around to the Da'an section of Taipei. Lion's Head isn't very difficult to climb- the stairs are not plentiful but the views are. And with a good oscillation of ascending and descending, I think it's safe to put this hike at a beginner's level.


The real charm of Xindian, however, is not on the peaks of Lion's Head mountain. No, in reality, the true treasure is the cultural masterpiece of Pitan. A five minute walk through markets and street vendors, you arrive in no time at all. A few years ago, the historic landmark of this area- it's massive suspension bridge- was targeted for replacement. But due to local community involvement, the bridge was saved and finally repaired. Today, you can still walk over Xindian Creek from the bridge and admire the festivities below.


Already being early evening, I watched young lovers take walks on the river queue and families take out the swan peddle boats for a ride around the river. The scene was passive and enjoyable. A local musician played admirably and fortunately drowned out the sounds of the karaoke coming from the mountains. It was like a carnival that had the magic without the rides.

Speaking of no rides, Pitan used to be famous for another thing- an amusement park. A fatal accident on one of the rides promptly shut the operatio
n down. Now all that remains are a few foundations and dilapidated buildings covered in faded Disney murals. Topped off with a large number of stray dogs roaming the area, the whole place had a somewhat eerie feel to it despite the bright sunny day.


Shaking off the glory days gone by, I proceeded down
to Taiwans Airforce cemetary. The arrangement is peaceful and respectful, albiet a bit off with the tombs nothing but a massive outgrowth from the ground covered in bright blue. It was almost like a burial at sea if you ask me.



At the back of the the cemetary lies a massive staircase with an imposing place of wiship at the summit. Introduced by a soaring eagle, it is a fittin
g place of remeberence to those who fought in the skies.



Thus is Xindian. But for Taipei's ying, there is also it's yang. A Steven to it's Alec, if you will (or maybe that ought to be reversed, I am not sure). But alas, on the other side of this city lies the much more affluent quickly growing northern edge. Cutting between Yangmingshan and Neihu (Taipei's northern district) is a slim ridge of mountains that contains a relatively easy path from Shilin, home of Taipei's famous night Market, to Neihu, where I used to teach English.


The path is actually one of the easiest around Tapei as it is mostly flat along the top of the ridge. A few stairs at the beginning and end provide the only real challenge to this whole trek. But once atop this ridge, you are leisurely afforded some of the finest panoramic views and trek has to offer of Taipei.


Toward the end of the hike, you have to scrawl out onto a rocky ledge with wind blowing swiftly past you and nothing but other hikers joining for the show. The majority of these hikers are of course college students and old folks (old folks outnumber the college students about 3:1) trying to enjoy the same thing you are.


And what are they enjoying? Perhaps one of the most breathtaking images of the city that will, for as long as you live, never once leave you.


From your Dickens imitating, lequaciously escapading explorer of the Taipei woods, Michael.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

The Chrysanthemums Commeth

What could be the most exciting thing in the world to do? Visit the Taipei 2008 Chrysan- themum exhibition of course! With one of the worlds largest varieties of chrysanthemums, ranging from the blue ones to the yellow ones, any Chrysanthemum enthusiast would be buzzing like the bees sipping the nectar of the flowers on display. Local junior high school musical entertainment pushed the day's frenzy over the edge for some as the majority of the visitors started swinging their canes and walkers around in a fevered passion.


The exhibition was held on the grounds of the presidential palace and former resident of Chiang Kai Shek. The sun shine and street vendors made all the horticulturalists present giddy and yelp for glee at every breathtaking arrangement.

But I suppose the most entertaining of the show was an enormous face designed by carved shrubberies and strategically placed, wait for it, YES- Chrysanthemums. He reminds me of someone I know, but being caught in the excitement of the day, I couldn't be bothered to remember the particulars of my past.


Well, with the excitement finally subsiding and a whole year before the dangerously hyped Chrysanthemum show of 2009, I pray that this city can get back to a working order and manage to regain whatever dignity was lost during our rampaging excitement during the flower show. From your afloriculturalist of Taiwan, Michael.

Skepticism on the Subway

It was like any other day. But, for me, any other day is not like any of your days.

I had just said goodbye for the last time to a friend heading back to England when I boarded the subway. I waited patiently for the train to finally come, and once it did, I boarded it and took a seat. Sounds fine enough, right?

Well, as I sat down at my seat, this young man and woman, two complete strangers, started smiling at me. The girl politely said, "Hello" and I returned with an equally polite, "hello". Nothing too strange about this occurrence yet.

Well, as soon as I got off the train, the two strangers came up to me and said, "Hello, Michael."

How did they know my name?

My first reaction was to take a closer look and see if I knew who these people were. Perhaps past students that I had just misplaced momentarily. But no, they were bonafide strangers that had taken an interest in me and clearly had some back story gossip. Naturally they aroused my suspicions, so I inquired, "I'm sorry, do I know you two?"

"No. Hi, I am Wilson and this is Jenny." (That's good, I didn't forget their names.)
"
Jenny is a fortune teller. We think you're very handsome." (Ok, not so good anymore.)

Well, what was I to believe- that these two mind readers are able to walk onto a subway, approach a complete stranger and telepathically deduce his name? At this point, two stalkers would probably be more plausible, and in reality, less creepy.

We talked for a bit, about how Jenny does palm readings to support her law education at Taiwan National University while Wilson works in films. Not sure what kind of films- just know he in the industry somehow.

Well, it finally came to the point where we were separating ways an I couldn't handle not knowing the source of her psychic powers. I asked them, "Ok, before you leave, how did you know my name? And do you have any information on tomorrow's lottery numbers?"

They told me that they over heard my friend saying "Goodbye Michael" in the Subway at the start of this story. So I guess, as it turns out, my stalker hypothesis was correct after all. I am sure they are somehow in cahoots with the crazy lady that made me dinner that one time.

From your American living in a future time zone, and not the actual future, Michael.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Tis the Season

It's the holiday season again here in Taipei: my second one away from home. A few weeks ago, the turkey was passed around on Thanksgiving along with some delicious gourmet treats brought along by my friends. Joanne and her flatmates whipped up some potatoes (literally) and some homemade stuffing and gravy. Zuhey and her mom brought an extra special set of Tamales steamed to perfection. Tom made some spicy mulled wine that has inspired us all to drink more. And I, the host, carved our glorious bird. (I must admit my carving skills improved dramatically over last year's attempt when I had to carve it with a butter knife!)


Now with the American Holiday Exclusivity at an end, Taipei has been in full swing ringing in the Christmas cheer. How, you might ask, does a country composed primarily of Daoists and Bhuddists celebrate Christmas? Well, commercially of course!


I suppose the scene might not be so awkward to our Floridian residents here in Taipei, but for a Yankee that has spent over 20 Christmases in a foot of snow in Old New England, a Christmas sans the white stuff is a relatively strange experience. But the addition of Christmas trees and lights from around Taipei's glitz and kitsch make the holidays a bit warmer (and I suppose the shorts and tee-shirt weather help out a bit too).

Right across the street from me, at the Far Eastern Plaza Hotel, lies an extraordinary display of lights and shine. A tree rises marvelously in the center and the evening lumiere rivals that of Taipei 101. Down in the Plaza rests some shopping centers, food stores and essentials to welcome Santa Clause (including a US$60 Turkey).


Down the road a bit is the Sogo Department center which rivals the best set up at Disney world.


They even have a singing clock which I am sure is based off our childhood favorite "It's a small world."


Then just a short walk from there is the infamous Taipei 101 with its vast array of Christmas Feeling. Enjoy these short snapshots of a "Green Christmas" in Taipei.



But any reasonable soul knows it's not how the central park is decorated or how many presents are under the tree. What matters most is who you spend the season of joy with, as it is your friends that make the times worth what they are. It's amazing to look back over the year and be thankful for what you have and those you have met.


I've been lucky to have known a great many people here in Taipei. But it is always sad to miss those who have moved on to other things- like Kate, Tony, Kirit, Sarah- particularly at the holiday time. As we met for our Christmas Feast at my place, I looked around and saw only one or two faces I have known since first arriving here. But more importantly, I saw many new faces that have become great friends to me. None of us are certainly alone this year! So, as I often raise a glass and toast, "Here's to new friends, to old friends, and to new friends becoming old friends!"


Now- in the spirit of Tradition- I want to give you a holiday poem. This one comes back a few years, to my Junior year of college, and was written by the very lovely and talented Andrea Packard. She claims it goes to the tune of Jingle Bells, but don't try too hard to put the lyrics and melody together because the plan was obviously suspended halfway through! Here's to you AP!

Oh, Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to go to Conn. College today…

Mike is drinking wine,
While Suki’s turning red,
Kristin’s lookin’ for a dime,
And Ing fell of the bed!

HA HA HA

Tyler‘s footloose dancin‘,
Chris is M.I.A.,
Meanwhile Jon is tackled
By A.P. yelling “haaaaaaaayyyyyy!”

Oh, Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to go to Conn. College today…..

Gagen’s freek-a-leekin’ to Petey Pablo,
There are red marks on Erin’s neck,
Here comes campus po,
Oh SH**, what the heck?!

“Hark-nasty” Liz Lingo sings,
Glory to playing kings!

Melissa’s all up in that area today,
Stef is cracking up,
Britt’s going to Barcelona - OLAY!

Oh, Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to go to Conn. College today…..

Sam hails from Milwaukee,
Julia’s “like wooooooooooohh,”
It’s ladies nite for The O.C.
Dontcha’ know?

Here’s to countless beers and cheers
And more crazy times throughout the years!

Plowing through the snow,
In Tyler’s Escalade,
Over I-95 we go,
Laughing all the way……HA HA HA

T.J. taps the Bud keg,
While Ing prepares her stand,
Then Art grabs her leg…
HA HA HA

Oh, Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to go to Conn. College today…..

Chrissy’s back from Aussie Land,
Joe’s still in Germany,
We’ll all be together again
As SENIORS AT CC!

So here’s to the Captain,
And big Bacardi O
For making our nights so wild,

HO
HO
HO
HO
HO!

I wish you good tidings from Taipei and a healthy Christmas season. From your Jolly Saint Nick Host of Holiday Happiness abroad, Michael.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Stateside

My first time coming home from an abroad adventure was during my Junior year of college. I had lived in France for seven months and upon touching down in Logan in the old Beanery, I was surprised about how much reverse culture shock I was going through. The air seemed more humid than usual, night came at a reasonable hour, and all the signs were in a language I could once again read.


Coming home from Taipei this time around wasn't as much of a humbling force this time around. I fell back into the routine of visiting my friends and family. I got used to the lack of a language barriers almost instantly. And it took me no time at all to accommodate myself to the Bostonians' brashness, bordering on blatant hostility.


My time at home kicked off with a celebration of my friend's birthday party, which quickly evolved into the welcoming a fall celebration (and incidentally my first taste of cool, dry weather in two years). I joined a number of my friends for an apple picking extravaganza at Harvard farms before kicking off festivities at a particular favorite haunt of two of my buddies- the Pour House in Boston. Some claim that the joint has been overused by two particularly jolly birthday boys, but when you have been living on the other side of the world, it seems just fine.


I was also home to to partake in Halloween extravaganzas. This would mark my first Halloween in Byfield in almost a decade (as high school and college prevented me from being there to celebrate). Before the arrival of my two friends who wanted a traditional Halloween experience, I carved a pumpkin. I will give you 1 NT dollar if you can guess what this pumpkin carving is. I'll give you a hint- it's Taiwan related!!! And no, it's not a pagoda- it's more specific.


I also made great efforts to maintain my sense of adventure I held up in Taiwan. Without my motorcycle, I thought that would be pretty hard. However, I fell right behind the wheel of my old convertible and jeep and I cruised around New England like I had been driving all my life.


My first trip began with a drive up to Maine. First exploring parts of the coast I haven't visited in years, I finished with a drive past the Bush Compound in Kennebunkport. What a magnificent home this was- it must be nice to be some of the Bushes.


Lunch was served at Pier 77- although I was looking for some seaside shanty for a cheap burger, this proved to be equally as good. Couldn't beat the class on this one!


Another trip took my up to Vermont and my only glimpse of snow while I was home. The trip started with a chilly tour of the Ben and Jerry's factory where we got to see ice cream production. It is just as awesome as you are imagining it. After that, we jumped over to an old cider mill and then off to the Cabot Cheese outlet. Not too bad, right! Lunch followed in a local micro pub where we were served a sampler on a ski. A very tasty day if you ask me!!


And these are only short glimpses into my wonderful month and a half stay in Byfield, including quality time spent with family and friends, a trip down academic lane with trips to the Governor's Academy and Connecticut College, and journeys into Boston, Lake Winnepesauki, Cape Ann and so much more! But the best part of all my journeys was, by far, spending it with my family at the Majestic Dragon!


From your Asian adventurer come home, albeit for a short while, Michael.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

3,000 Visitors

What could be more fitting than, on the eve of my departure back to the United States for a month and a half, than to reach 3,000 visitors on Taiwanablog. On October 5th, 2008 we reached our next 1k milestone. This round saw a much wider range of hits coming in off of google due to my larger subject matter (and cleverly placed cliches and song lyrics). So while I can't account for everything, I will at least give you a taste of what I saw here these last five months.

Taipei fell to fourth place this time around with Neihu (Taiwan) coming in first at 144 hits, followed by San-Chung (Taiwan) at 120, then Chestnut Hill (USA) at 64. As for country related hits, the United States came in strong at 508 hits, with interest coming from 34 states: Massachusetts, California, New York, Texas, New Jersey, Illinois, Michigan, Florida, Hawaii, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, Missouri, Kansas, Ohio, Georgia, Iowa, North Carolina, Maryland, Kentucky, Nevada, Colorado, Virginia, Wisconsin, Mississippi, New Hampshire, Tennessee, Washington, Oregon, Alaska, Utah, Idaho, Arizona and Minnesota.

Taiwan- Neihu, San-Chung, Taipei, Taoyuan, Chungli, Xindian, Tai-Chung, Kao-Hsiung, Kang Shan, and Hsin-Chu.

United Kingdom- London, Sheffield, Kingswinford, Lambeth, Rochdale, Reading, Milton Keynes, Wombwell, Birmingham, and Skelmersdale.

Singapore

Thailand- Bangkok, Phitsanulok, and Phra Nakon Si Ayutthaya

The Philippines- Rosario, Tacloban, Legazpi, Manila, and Makati

Germany- Berlin, Wuppertal, Augsburg, Nuremberg, Darmstadt, Paderborn, Halle, and Olfen.

Canada- Medicine Hat, Etobicoke, Ottawa, Edmonton, Thorold, North Battleford, Halifax, and Victoria

Malaysia- Kuala Lumpur, Ipoh, and Kuli.

India- Calcutta, Thanjavur, Cochin, and Chennai.

Australia- Sydney, Brisbane, and Darwin.

China- Luoyang, Dalian, Guangzhou, and Xianyang.

France- Paris, Neuilly-Sur-Marne, and La Tronche.

Hong Kong- Hong Kong and Kowloon.

And spatterings in Spain, Ireland, South Korea, the Netherlands, Brazil, Denmark, Peru, Indonesia, Peurto Rico, New Zealand, U.S. Virigin Islands, Jamaica, Malta, Greece, Japan, Dominican Republic, Israel, Belium, Switzerland, Poland, Brunei, Mongoli, Egypt, Qatar, United Arab Emerites, and Costa Rica.

Of the 1,001 hits since May 13th, we saw 425 new visitors check out 1,498 different pages, spending an aver 1 minute and 32 minutes perusing the blog. Firefox became the internet browser of choice this time, beating out Internet Explorer 510 to 424.

448 people signed onto Taiwanablog directly while Google sent 298, Blogger sent 87, Facebook 74, Google Imagaes 54 (that's right- my pictures now come up on a Google Image search), Reach to Teach Recruiting sent 13, and then a spattering of other e-mails, browsers, and strangely enough, even Taiwanablog refered someone to itself!

217 google keyword searches brought visitors to my blog. "Taiwanblog" reigned supreme once more at 54 searches. Now, I am not going to write all 217 keyword searches, so I will share with you some of the more interesting searches that brought folks my way.

-23 related searches looking the lyrics to "Moondance" by Van Morrison
-shark hunting tips
-ingrid wenzler
-full moon party nasty
-king cobra charlie brown
-lady whipped
-(dis)orient
-3489c271a7ab929f4e19b1d90f2307694a1d5775445d349b540ad70438e34eba9f28aef082a1d74b
-an angry king cobra
-are wendy's frosties lactose intolerant safe
-bbq snake cobra+cooking
-best king cobra fight video
-black widow maker
-charlie brown string bean salad
-cow patties ann arbor
-crazy lady thailand
-how long is a night on the moon
-mothray
-national cow-tipping day
-planet naburi
-taipei hotsprings naked
-prostitutes buriram

The longest anyone spent on the site this time was around 13 minutes. I guess they couldn't find any prostitutes from Buriram.

Xiegualing!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

A Memory of a Better Time

Have you ever been to a broken down amuse- ment park and just feel the sadness rush over you like a heavy blanket? I don't think there is a better way to describe Muzha and parts surrounding it. Asia has some of the most beautiful scenery in the world; and then the locals go and ruin it with the ugliest shtik imaginable.

My Saturday ride began with an impromptu stop in Shen Keng's old street. No more than 30 minutes from Taipei's downtown, this picturesque little outcrop of a city has some old world charm to it. Complete with tofu icecream, handmade muaji, and honest to God old fashioned water pumps, it's easy to be transported back to easier times.

My stop here was brief but enjoyable. I tried some of the deserts and delicacies before I took off for parts farther south. My bike ride brought me, eventually, to a spot just past the Kwan Yin Dripping Water Cave, where I had that nasty run in with the Black Widow, to Shi Fen. This little village has the most wonderful town center I have seen in Taiwan complete with cafes, running streams, cobblestone walkways, and the old Pingxi train line running through the heart of it.


Knowing the train doesn't come that often, I hopped along the tracks until I reached the entrance to the Shi Fen waterfall. Or actually, if I am to be entirely precise here, the entrance to the entrance to the Shi Fen waterfall. Ridiculous, I know, but then again, it is Taiwan.

The entrance opened up to a well kept path and two impressive suspension bridges turned pedestrian paths. One path followed right along the old railway line. At the base of the second suspension bridge was the Spectacle Caves waterfall- a waterfall slide that runs over two caves formed conspicously behind it. However, the true falls, in fact north Taiwan's largest waterfall, was right behind me and was only waiting for me to see it.


I crossed the bridge with a thrill only to find the second entrance to the waterfall closed. I had come here specifically after the great typhoon last weekend to see the waterfall in full flood. But to my awful luck, it was apparently closed due to damage caused by that very same typhoon. I joined in with the chorus of disheartened onlookers trying to spy in through the grass and bush just to catch a glimpse of this magnificent cascade. Frustrated, I returned back to my motorcycle and continued on to Barbarian Valley. A five minute ride up the road, I pulled into a failing and decrepit parking lot. Literally, it is what Disney Land would look like if it were a drug addict.

I looked at the main ticket entrance with a full scale map of Barbarian Valley. Filled with pictures of busses of tourists, happy families shooting archery or riding rowboats, and young couples admiring the falls, I knew this valley was no longer what it once was. I walked up to the gate entrance and there sat an old man smoking a cigarette, listening to a song on his radio that was fading in and out of static far too often to be even remotely enjoyable.

I asked him if this was Barbarian Valley. He told me it was. I asked him for one admittance. He just shook his head, waved his hands, and that was that. I would have tried to sneak in, if it wasn't for the large number of stray dogs circling about and my desire not to be their dinner. I hopped back on my bike and jetted out of that ghost town, back to Taipei, where I had a great dinner with my former landlady. (And by the way, I stopped back at Shen Keng to pick up some of that delicious muaji as a present to her!)


The following day, I spent with friends riding go-karts in Jongli. I snuck away for a while and hit a few dozen golf balls at a local driving range before I returned to take the old cart around the track a few more times. Again, these activities reminded me of a time when I was younger, on the karts up in Salsibury before my dad and I got an ice-cream on the way home.

There was icecream this time as well, oh yes. And it was Coldstone ice cream no less; so maybe these times are quite good too. From your speed demon racer of the karts and bikes, Michael.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The Midwest Blues

It occurred to me the other day that Taiwan is like the Midwest in Asia. Everything about it fits perfectly (except for the very large number of Chinese speakers, of course). And to prove my point, I have compiled a list of top ten reasons why Taiwan is in fact the new Midwest.

10. Everyone, and I mean everyone, wears trucker hats.
9. Way too friendly. Try looking at a map and time how long it will take for ten people to crowd around you ready to give you directions.
8. They like meat. A lot.
7. Their airport is in a field.
6. Everything has to be big- world's largest building and the largest IMAX screen in Asia are two perfect examples.
5. Prawn fishing (basically you just sit around a pool filled with shrimps and you fish them out). Clearly the final product of beer and too much time.
4. Their most popular singer just released a really bad country album. Wait, sorry. Just a country album.
3. Elections are all screwed up.
2. The Taiwanese are afraid of the ocean.

And the number one reason that Taiwan is exactly like the Midwest...

1. Taiwan (The Midwest) will never be as powerful as its neighbor, China (East Coast)!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

The Rice Terraces of Banaue

After an eight hour bus ride, I arrived in the small town of Banaue in the Ifugao province in Northern Luzon of the Philippines. Basically, it’s just half an inch north of Manila on a map. This area is known for its delicate hand-carvings, remote tribal villages, and above all else, its majestic rice terraces- a UNESCO World Heritage Site.


Although it was early in the morning, I arrived at the Banaue View in, quickly freshened up and took my continental breakfast. Then, with no moments to spare, I hired a guide and we were off to explore these tributes to the town’s ancestors. My guide and I hopped onto a tricycle (a little carriage attached to the side of a motorcycle) and we went as far as the road could go. Eventually, the road came to an end and my guide informed me that the rest of the journey would have to be made on foot.

We took a shortcut over the first mountain and reached the summit within thirty minutes. Drenched in sweat, we took this respite in good measure to admire a most spectacular view. Imagine taking the green of Ireland and infusing it into the mountains of Machu Picchu- that might do some justice in depicting the image before us. The mountains looked like the wood carvings on sale in the town of Banaue, enough that one could be led to believe that even God is a woodcarver himself.


But with a full day of hiking ahead of us, the view was briefly enjoyed before we were back on the trail. On our way down the mountain, into the village of Batad, I learned quite a bit about the village and the region. One thing that was rather obvious was that this was a difficult climb and no roads connected the village of Batad to the rest of the world. In fact, I learned, in order for the villagers of Batad to reach Banaue, they have to trek on foot for about one to two hours until they reach the lone jeepney that shuttles back and forth between Banaue and some middle point along the road.


During the hike, we ran into men and boys carrying goods like sugar, beer, and other items down along the path. At one point, two young boys who had since joined us, my guide and I came across a red horse on the path. My guide and I passed by nonchalantly just as the horse let out an angry grunt. The two boys, in a display of panic, threw the beer onto the trail and ran away screaming. Noticing that my guide was laughing, I asked him what just happened. Apparently, the two boys were teasing that horse the other day and got it fiery mad. When it started kicking its hind legs, the boys knew they were no longer in favor with this temperamental steed. So now, even the smallest snort, like the one we witnessed that day, was enough to send these boys running for the hills, literally.


We arrived at Batad and saw what many people come here to see- the glorious amphitheater rice terraces. Built about 2,000 years ago, these structures are easily the oldest and most impressive structures if have ever witnessed. Held up with stone, they house hundreds of individual rice terraces still cultivated and harvested today. The engineering marvel that is the rice terraces is obvious upon first glance. No matter what pre-conceived idea you have of them, I guarantee, they do not disappoint.


We hiked down a number of steps through the ancient village of Batad. Most people still lived in traditional houses with grass roofs and Tiki-style huts designed to house both people and rice. We passed by children on their way to school, old women harvesting the crops, young boys pounding and preparing the rice, and , of course, the countless numbers of obligatory clucking and screaming roosters and chickens.


Upon reaching the other side of the village, we descended into a gulley where a river had carved a deep and powerful gorge. A few hundred meters down and we were face to face with Tappia Waterfall- a magnificent fall that descends into a crystal pool fit for a swim. After such a long and arduous hike, this swim a refreshing addition to an otherwise relentlessly steamy afternoon.


However, the pain of the hike had not reached its climax because instead of climbing up to reach our destinations the entire time, we were descending into the village and waterfall. With the sites behind us, we then had to climb back up under the heat of the baking Asian sun. And I hate to report, but the Philippines is no different from Taiwan in their trail construction as they, too, just build stairs straight up instead of pursuing a zig-zagging pattern along the mountainside. Honestly, I am a bit surprised the heart-attack rate is not higher in Asia.

We returned back to Banaue, utterly exhausted, ate dinner, and ordered cheap foot massages at 300 pesos a piece- a very good investment after an arduous day of hiking and climbing. It also prepared me for a second day of equally exhausting and energy consuming trekking around the terraces of Banaue the following morning.

I arose early in the morning for my breakfast again and met my same tour guide for another glorious “stroll”. We took a tricycle up to what’s called “The Viewpoint” for it’s commanding views of the rice terraces. The view is so beautiful that the Filipino Government even decided to put its image on the 1,000 pesos bill. We began our trek up and down the terraces, sometimes even over very narrow ledges. Now, for someone who is prone to accidents while hiking, I am happing to tell you I fell off the terrace ledges into the rice paddies only twice. Wet, and a little scraped and bruised, I avoided major injuries each time.


But while in these rice terraces, we were given our first treat by a small patch of women working in the fields. Since they were right up close to us, and were not there for show, I asked if I could take their photograph. They agreed, I took a couple of shots, admired how they cultivated the rice, and said, “munhana” or “thank you”. To harvest the rice, they pull of one strand of rice at a time ann hold it in their hands. Eventually, the strands build up until a bundle, too large for their hands, is formed. That bundle is then tied together, placed on the pathway, and they continue to harvest more rice. I could have stayed there all day to watch these farmers work, but alas, we still had a ways to cover.


Climbing both terraces and mountain ledges, we traversed over this exhausting terrain. As we descended into another village called Bocos, we noticed two men carrying a boar up the trail, tied by its feet on a long wooden pole. I was very surprised to discover that, as they passed us, the boar snorted at me indicating it was still alive. And thus, being no more than twenty meters outside the village when the two men arrived, we certainly heared the boar let out a deafening scream as the village people slaughtered it. The noise an animal makes as it faces death is a sound that will stay with you for the rest of your life.


Lunch time! After lunch, I said goodbye to my tour guide in Banaue and opted to explore a bit on my own. I traversed this path to another village called Tam-an where I was invited in by a local family into their house. We began talking, and I discovered that this town has a special burial ritual unique only to them. When their ancestors die, they take them up to the mountain and bury them. The body lies there for two years before the skeletal remains are exhumed and brought back to the village where they are celebrated and wrapped in a ceremonial cloth. This family extended the honor of taking out their ancestral bones and showing them to me. The body they took out was that of their Great-Grandfather who died in 1945 during the Japanese occupation of the Philippines. Wrapped in the ancestral cloth, the bones were remarkable well kept.


The father of this particular family is a well-known woodcarver. Perusing some of his work, I picked up a special little item for a very close member of my family. I hope she knows just what lengths I went through to pick this up for her. After thanking the family and paying them for the priceless item I was now carrying with me, I continued on to explore the rice terraces on my own, being sure to watch out for snakes and water buffalo. I passed by several people hiking the trail between Tam-an and Poitan, two remote villages, and I always made sure I was heading the right way.


I returned back to the town of Banaue and had a little bit more time to kill. I got some limited work down at a make-shift internet cafe, had a great dinner and chat with this woman who owns a restaurant called "Las Vegas Cafe" and got front row seats to Banaue's edition of Street Olympics.


Eventually, I arrived in Poitan, which is noted for the huts built on top of a rock cliff. It was done so to protect its villagers from warring neighbors (such as those from Batad or Tam-an) in years gone by. Today, the villages a very peaceful and the only warring is done over tourism business.

The beauty of the Rice Terraces is in the landscape itself, but you can’t help but admire their age as well. Massive terraces built right into the sides of mountains over 2,000 years ago is one thing, but to see them still maintained and harvested today is another. However, their majesty is threatened as more farmers turn to the more lucrative and less backbreaking work of tourism. While the funds from UNESCO certainly help what is understandably called the eight wonder of the world, I can’t predict what will become of them in the future. That’s why I say, take the word of a man who has traveled around the world, that these rice terraces is one thing you don’t want to miss.


From your rice trekking, terrace eating, no wait, strike that, reverse it, adventurer of the Ifugao Province in the Philippines, Michael.